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our fruits pizza again
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our fruits pizza again


Not fake, AI or inedible. We enjoyed it very much actually 🙂
It has kiwi, apple, grapes, blueberries, banana, chocolate and celery on tomato sauce!

by Important_Intern9807

44 Comments

  5. -_-TM-_-

    Did anyone else think the grapes were those shell noodles and the little kiwi things were macaroni noodles lol

  6. Kaztiell

    People like you are the reason we move forward as humans. Brave adventure’s like yourself only comes around once in a century, I’m honored to have witnessed this creation.

  10. PrincessPeach22-

    You mean you made this shit before and decided you should make it again?

  11. sephiroth_for_smash

    I am very surprised brazil Isn’t guilty for this one

  12. Capital-Cream-8670

    Look, at some point, didn’t the Russians send a dog into space to see what happened? Now we know, right? This is the pizza equivalent of a sacrifical dog being sent into space.

    I’m loving that celery flex randomly there. It probably goes good with the tomato sauce and chocolate, tbh.

  13. skullz002

    You should be required to bare hands pull this from the hot oven. If you think this is somehow ok pay your penance.

  15. RatzMand0

    I’m honestly more offended by the chocolate and Celery.

  18. PlantBeginning3060

    I will never say fruit belongs on pizza…but I’d like to point out…where the hell is the Pineapple. Like you got all this wonky shit on there…but left out pineapple?

  19. MobilePirate3113

    I didn’t notice the celery last time and now I’m disappointed

  22. HDK21_

    They should make a r/PizzaWarCrimes for this 😭🙏

  25. Beardedben

    Taste is subjective and all opinions are valid. Except for you, you are wrong.

  33. Emergency_Sandwich_6

    Smaller pieces of kiwi with pep and ham might be tastey.

    Not sure about bananas tho.

  34. Ribky

    Truly horrifying. But the blueberry pieces are probably like surprisingly good or something.

  37. Balmung_AS

    If you’re going to steal from Brazilians, at least do it right. Don’t put tomato sauce on sweet/dessert pizzas.

  38. onlysaysisthisathing

    People excusing this in these comments are also guilty. You all have sauce on your hands.

  39. in1gom0ntoya

    this isn’t even funny. it’s just disgusting. and a shameful waste of food.

  40. Motheroftides

    I wouldn’t have put tomato sauce on this. Or celery, for that matter.

  41. RetMilRob

    Stop calling this shit pizza. It’s flatbread with a mental breakdown for toppings. If my friends did this id escort them to a inpatient facility

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